1. "You said the Bakerloo line wouldn't be busy. You said it's not that bad at 6:30pm. Well, look at us now, Karen."
2. "Wow! according to this advert I can get a great return on my investments! ... What are investments?"
There's a dog on the tube and its Mable!! 😃
3. "I simply can't bear the hubbub. Thank goodness you're here."
"All dogs must be carried" Novel approach to taking a dog on the tube #London #tfl
4. "I'm glad someone had the respect to give their seat up for the elderly."
One of my favorite things: #dog on the tube!!! #London
5. "I see you eyeing up the free seat I'm going for. Don't. You. Dare."
6. "Please, keep talking loudly to your friend. In fact, talk louder. The whole tube wants to hear your scintillating wit."
Tired dog on the Tube in rush hour, for #eltpics
7. "Oh yay. The train's just stopped. It's not like I have a dinner party to go to. My food will almost certainly be cold by the time I get there."
Dog on the tube klaxon
8. "Just one more stop and I'll be at the dog park to see my cousin Charlie. It's been years!"
happy 👏 dog 👏 on 👏 the 👏 tube 👏
9. "Two more stops and I'll be at the dog park to see my cousin Toby. It's been years!"
10. "Please, let's go to the front. I want to pretend I'm driving the tube. I brought my conductor hat and everything."
11. "I always say I'll bring a book and I never do. Well, thirteen more stops of doing sweet FA."
12. "Hello. Yes, I see you opening a bag of crisps. You surely won't be able to finish them all. Why don't you share them...with me?"
Dog on the tube alert.
13. "Yep, that's right, I'm stretching so you stay out of my personal space. Get the hell away."
Dog on the tube, obvs a lovely boy
14. "I hope nobody asks to take my photo for their style blog." *ahem* "I said, 'I HOPE NOBODY ASKS TO TAKE MY PHOTO FOR THEIR STYLE BLOG.'"
15. "Oh gosh, the next stop is mine. That means I'll have to mind the gap. I hate the gap. Why is the gap so much bigger than me?"
16. "Did he just complain about a smell in the carriage? I... I hope he doesn't mean me."
Love how crazy everyone gets when there's a dog on the tube! @BenPWeeks didn't know Bailey used the Circle Line...
17. "Well, evidently someone likes their music so much they want the whole carriage to hear it."
Cutest dog on tube. #want