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15 Reasons Guacamole Is Better Than Boys

As if you needed them.

1. Guacamole is cheaper, emotionally speaking.

2. Guac doesn't lie to you.

3. Guac tastes good.

4. Guacamole always makes you feel good.

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Boys, on the other hand, *sometimes* make you feel good but mostly make you feel bad.

5. Guac smells good.

6. It pairs well with chips.

7. When you watch Netflix with guac, it doesn't pull any funny business.

8. Guac is good for you.

9. Everyone loves guacamole.

10. Guac won't cheat on you.

11. It's heart healthy.

12. You can bring guac anywhere.

13. Guac is easier to find.

14. It's hella flavorful.

15. Guac fills your stomach with fullness, while boys fill your heart with pain.