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    F*#k, Marry, Kill: "Game Of Thrones" Edition

    Because this IS Game of Thrones.

    ruthsnchz
    by ruthsnchz

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    1. Small Council Members: Varys, Littlefinger, and Pycelle?

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    They're intelligent, high-ranking, and wealthy. Mm-hmm.

    2. Charmers of Westeros: Loras, Oberyn, and Podrick?

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    You know they've charmed the pants off of you.

    3. House Lannister: Cersei, Jaime, and Tyrion?

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    Hint: Marry Tyrion. Jaime and Cersei like to keep to themselves.

    4. Badass Ladies of Westeros: Arya, Brienne, and Daenerys?

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    They fought and will continue to fight their way through. Whoever you choose to kill, uh, just be careful, OK?

    5. Empowered Women: Catelyn, Margaery, and Sansa?

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    They're not damsels in distress anymore.

    6. Wild Wildlings: Osha, Tormund, and Ygritte?

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    They're strong-willed and live a life beyond the rules of Westeros. If you're into that kind of thing.

    7. The Other Kings: Renly, Robb, and Stannis?

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    You gotta admit, these kings are all dashing and you most likely prefer them over Joffrey.

    8. Silver Foxes: Tywin, Ser Barristan, and Ser Davos?

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    Experienced and good-looking. And by "experienced", we mean in battle. Just putting that out there.

    9. Ruthless Warriors: Bronn, The Hound, and The Mountain?

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    They're not the most desirable, yes, but they're strong and really, really good warriors of Westeros. That's gotta count for something, right?

    10. Daenerys' Lovers: Khal Drogo, Jorah, and Daario?

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    Now's your chance to snag these guys from Dany. Oh man, nothing to waste here, really.

    11. Lunatics: Joffrey, Ramsay, and Walder?

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    Killing all of them will be totally understandable.

    12. Royal Prostitutes: Ros, Shae, and Olyvar?

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    They're pretty good at stuff... *wink*

    13. DILFs: Ned, Robert, and Roose?

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    They may or may not have someone on the side...

    14. Bastard Babes: Jon, Ellaria, and Gendry?

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    You didn't think we'd forget them just like that, did you? Because we know you've been waiting and looking for them.

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