Joke Of The Day:- Akpors and The Smart Doctor
Posted by Oyefeso Anifowoshe.
on 14 July, 2015 under Talk Zone
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A doctor in my hood wrote on his clinic signboard, “Any treatment is #10,000 and if we cannot treat you, we will pay you #20,000.”
Wanting the #20,000 for himself, Akpors came to me and explained what he saw.
Then we went to the doctor and Akpors said:
“I can’t feel any taste.
The doctor asked a nurse to give Akpors a few drops of medicine from box 22.
Upon taking the drops, Akpors shouted, “O stop! It is urine!”
The doctor said, “Congratulation s, your sense of taste is back now.”
Akpors, was very angry that he lost #10,000.
He came back 2 weeks later to my house and begged me to borrow him #10,000 and promised to win this time.
Determined to get #20,000, when we go there, The following conversation took place between Akpors and the doctor again:
AKPORS: I lost my memory.
DOCTOR: Nurse! Please give this man some drops of medicine from box 22.
AKPORS: Wait doctor! But that medicine is for sense of taste.
DOCTOR: Congratulations , your memory is back!
Akpors Fainted!!!
Have a Wonderful Day ahead!!
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VLEX - 9 years ago
TNX BUT ITS NOT FUNNY TO ME
annonymous - 9 years ago
Na eim b say ur problem is bigger than the joke
VLEX - 9 years ago
WAIT WHO CALL U SELF NA U GET PROBLEM OOO
Anonymous - 9 years ago
very. funi,,,haterz feel freiii to run mad….
Arbdool - 9 years ago
Yeah! & you took your time to read it….. It must realy be a waste of time & energy
VLEX - 9 years ago
U DEY VEX?
Prof. Maggie - 9 years ago
VLex u b stupid man,e no funny to you and u waste your time to read am,U beta upload your own comedy make we laugh mumu..
Anonymous - 9 years ago
I no blame u na bcos u no understand english. olodo
Anonymous - 9 years ago
lolz
ayodeji - 9 years ago
brain upon brain
thompson. - 9 years ago
u just dey find publicity. the post is about a joke and u’re talking about religion. is that how dumb u are? u ar the type that comes 21 out of 20 in a class. OLODO RABATA, OJU EJA LOMO JE.
bukola saraki - 9 years ago
lolzzz
Topediamond - 9 years ago
funny!
Yhomsam - 9 years ago
old joke
Adikel - 9 years ago
Fuck islam wit dia nonsense belief, nonsense religion
hhh - 9 years ago
you are a fool
thompson. - 9 years ago
u just dey find publicity. the post is about a joke and u’re talking about religion. is that how dumb u are? u ar the type that comes 21 out of 20 in a class. OLODO RABATA, OJU EJA LOMO JE.
santiago - 9 years ago
Big fool…alaye go buy 2gb brain to ur 512mb if e don full. U no wan gree wise
phonney - 9 years ago
fuck u nd ur mama, stupid tin, all ur family no get sense.
Abeg get out joooor
Anonymous - 9 years ago
Y did u bring religion mata 2 dis nw
lawal - 9 years ago
e WO werey. u be oloriburuku
bellz owomide - 9 years ago
Yhu,yhur father nd yhur cumin generation will neva have peace…Bastard…Hell No 1 candidate
dannyikoh - 9 years ago
dryyy
swag - 9 years ago
Dats boring
sparkle the gist ceo - 9 years ago
Cool
Anonymous - 9 years ago
Lol
lawkay - 9 years ago
Nice
catastrophy - 9 years ago
Not so funny…think of better jokes
Haryortee - 9 years ago
Lolz
Danny EL - 9 years ago
Nice one
catastrophy - 9 years ago
Not so funny
Try better
chidoochris - 9 years ago
lolz
Anonymous - 9 years ago
Not funny
Anonymous - 9 years ago
@vlex ur ryt
VLEX - 9 years ago
TNX I TINK SOMONE IS USIN UR NAME OOO
Dairis God - 9 years ago
Its been told before and its even in three phase
Anonymous - 9 years ago
@vlex ur ryt bt thumbs up
Waxxeal - 9 years ago
Lolz!tortoise brain
prof tcash - 9 years ago
Nice one
prof tcash - 9 years ago
Post my comment now
da king - 9 years ago
Brain master
bybayus - 9 years ago
lol
Anonymous - 9 years ago
Lolz
lbanj - 9 years ago
Lolzzzz
Anonymous - 9 years ago
hahahahaha laugh wan feed
lbanj - 9 years ago
Lolz
Anonymous - 9 years ago
Hahahaha akpors don jam
Nitty^B - 9 years ago
God bless dat doc
wizzy - 9 years ago
A smart doctor indeed!!
eL dreq - 9 years ago
WTF…..
Marrizzy - 9 years ago
Adikel Naa God Go Punish Ur Mama Nd Papa Nd Even U.Wetin Consine Religion With Akpos Jokes If Nt Dat U’re Senseless.
santiago - 9 years ago
@adikel… Una go smoke weed finish for yard come later dey talk trash.. go sleep alaye… Wetin consine joke with islam…
#ImCalledRich - 9 years ago
Makinde when you go post maheeda’s tattoed pussy? Na Im the carry me come this site for now.
TM-Stringz - 9 years ago
Why must he faint
@omoolarewaju - 9 years ago
But i no laugh nah …mtcwww
T.T.T - 9 years ago
lol………..í ½í¸± m back
T.T.T - 9 years ago
lol
dj - 9 years ago
Out of Stock Joke(old)
@omoolarewaju - 9 years ago
Post my comment na abi u dey mad
ogowap - 9 years ago
Wat x funny here?
Rilb - 9 years ago
Really funny
Ajii - 9 years ago
Some pple so fckg dool
Mickey - 9 years ago
Make this guy wey write this joke find anoda wrk….comedy no fit am…so make hin try …keke driver or wheel barrow.i end my case.
Ifeoluwa - 9 years ago
Not Funny
Myk - 9 years ago
Some pple brain no catch d joke quick but u can still read again
john ambass - 9 years ago
Very funny joke
mr repented - 9 years ago
d joke sweet lyk Arovela, lyk medicine. I almost cried while reading it instead of lafin
mr repented - 9 years ago
outdated joke
kinxly - 9 years ago
apkpors loss 20k rotfl lol lol lmao
Godwin - 9 years ago
Learn.hw.to.appreciate.is.nt.easy
ONOZEEZ - 9 years ago
#gbese re o.
khaylheb - 9 years ago
nice post, buh av read sumfin lyk dis b4
khaylheb - 9 years ago
nice one, buh av read sumfin lyk dis b4
Lil'wealth - 9 years ago
u tried
decent guy - 9 years ago
lolz
success - 9 years ago
Very funny………keep it up
Wizkid - 9 years ago
Nt Funny
tobiskcy - 9 years ago
Funny tho, fuck oll dis niqqz sayin shitz!
itz me.. - 9 years ago
menh!!!..xo dry….it just broke my day
kayman - 9 years ago
nt dat funny…but i appreciate
Marianne - 9 years ago
Av heard dat joke be4
chi - 9 years ago
Dry
pinkish - 9 years ago
nl beta tel under 18 kidz to stop comentn,c dem spoiln fun,fck y’all niggz nd bitchez.jokez cool
rtm2015 - 9 years ago
Akpos came late to school and his teacher asked, “Akpos, why are u late to school?” He replied, “My papa dey find his money for house.” The teacher asked again, “Are u helping him to find it?” Akpos answered, “No, I was standing on it till he comot for house.”
Anonymous - 9 years ago
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DotMan - 9 years ago
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SEYI20 - 9 years ago
Na wa oo, we don forget say one man food is another man’s poison, watin we con dey drag now, if u don’t like the joke, keep ur mouth shot and keep ur hands in ur pocket, stop mocking the joker, in other for him to improve anoda day. 4me OLUWASEYI i appreciate the joke
LEE TEMPLE - 9 years ago
How u go understand am wen u no gree go school
Anonymous - 9 years ago
old joke joor
heywhy - 9 years ago
Soo funny I dey feel you jare
Anonymous - 9 years ago
Lolz
Guy post my talk nah
Anonymous - 9 years ago
lolz can’t stop laffin
Anonymous - 9 years ago
mumu akpors. He shud stay quiet
Specialiste' - 9 years ago
interesting…..so some1 jst wakes up one morning, post something on niajaloaded nd titles it “joke”. Interestn. I’m a bit confused, bcos jokes make pple smile or laugh, so y did dis 1 fail 2 do dat
sir pilot - 9 years ago
every body quite b4 person go die 4 hear.oooo
emmey - 9 years ago
hahahahs……. vry funny . unawey say e no funny, d problem wey una cari pass d joke
BIG EASY - 9 years ago
If u say dis 1 is nt funny,u must b mad
KingKunzy - 9 years ago
Dafuq did u write??? Always learn to proof read
Jimmy - 9 years ago
old thing
Anonymous - 9 years ago
and they xpect me to laugh
Baddest - 9 years ago
Seen it b4
Oscar - 9 years ago
Nice one “bad belle is allowed”
taiye boy - 9 years ago
did smol Donny .
jibson - 9 years ago
I Don lauf tired
Anonymous - 9 years ago
lols
yhung~smhartkhyd - 9 years ago
diz 1 dey interesting oooooo, if u no laugh, iz dat ur family no get laugh sense organ,í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸
KAY BERRY - 9 years ago
Dat wos senseless @ rtm
Mariam balogun - 9 years ago
Even if u dey angry wit smbdy if u read this joke dat person go become ur friend lesekese.