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Hiccups seem to always pop up at the most inopportune times, like in the middle of an important meeting or presentation.
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And really anywhere that water is not readily available.
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Everyone thinks they have the miracle cure.
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Holding your breath 'til you nearly faint is basically a hobby at this point.
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You're perpetually hydrated AF.
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You're always running out of peanut butter right when you need it.
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And you have tried drinking water upside-down exactly once.
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There's nothing worse than getting hiccups in the middle of the night.
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Sometimes, you worry about the possibility of getting chronic hiccups that last for years.
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Whenever you get hiccups at a party, people automatically think you're wasted.
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When you got hiccups as a kid, your mom would always scold you for eating too fast.
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And/or speaking too quickly.
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People give you dirty looks, as if you're doing it on purpose.
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"Can I scare you?" is a thing you are asked on a near daily basis.
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And, of course, they do it anyway.
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But even then, your hiccups keep goin' strong.
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When you realize that your hiccups are finally gone, you get excited.
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So excited, that you get hiccups all over again.
