Never Attempt This Herculean Feat of Strength and Balance, Bro

Bro, do you even lift? Bradley Martyn does, obviously, because he just squatted 315 pounds on a scooter.

The maximum load of a PhunkeeDuck—or any other brand of these suddenly popular stand-up scooter boards—is around 300 pounds. The maximum thing you should try to do on one of them is not to fall over.

Somehow, personal trainer Bradley Martyn stepped onto one, stuck 315 pounds behind his neck (six 45-pound weights plus a 45-pound bar), and blasted some squats.

Four reps, bro. On a spaceboard, bro.

This is dangerous, and you should not ever try it. In fact, you can hear the stand-up scooter crack during the initial squat, and again during the fourth rep. Somehow, the contraption held together during the entire feat of strength and balance, and that wasn’t the only danger to Martyn’s safety. Fall backward, and risk a concussion from the back of your head smacking a solid steel bar. Fall forward, and risk your face being pinned to the floor by 315 pounds.

So never attempt this superhuman show of agility, even if you look like He-Man. Still, feel free to watch it repeatedly on the Internet to your heart's desire.

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