Trump Stump

32 Celebrities Struggle to Define the Color of Donald Trump’s Hair

Tom Hiddleston, Kristen Stewart, Sandra Bullock, Idris Elba, Bryan Cranston, and more try to nail down the exact shade.

“Golden Egg?” “Tuscan Surprise?” “Aperol Spritz?” “Unsavory Salmon?” No, these aren’t the hottest new color names from Crayola. These are some of the more inventive answers the stars of the Toronto Film Festival gave when struggling to pin down the color of Donald Trump’s famously eccentric hair. A few of the answers were quasi-complimentary. “Magic!” Emily Blunt declares. “Fantastic,” Jason Bateman replies. Sure, some of the answers—“beige,” “yellow,” “corn,” etc.—were a little more straightforward, but the celebrities were probably at their best when they were at a loss for words.

Some stars couldn’t resist commenting outside the realm of hair color with Sir Patrick Stewart critiquing Trump rhetoric, Bryan Cranston dishing out a solid impression, and Josh Brolin announcing the end of his friendship with Trump on camera. But as good as some of the answers and advice may be (“Don’t eat that salmon, man!”), Vanity Fair executive West Coast editor Krista Smith declared Evan Rachel Wood’s “sick dog poo” answer as the hands-down winner.