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353 pages, Hardcover
First published September 10, 2013
Isn't that what fame is, anyway? Being slaves to little people? My slave name was the Crapper. My slave job is to crap and make millions of little people happy.
I am not a Walt Disney character. I am Gerald.
I am Gerald and I will never be anyone but Gerald.
"You're sitting in front of the word asshole which you wrote on my car and you call me dramatic? Seriously. You-the girl who ran away to get murdered," I say. "That's some kettle calling the pot black."
"That's racist," she says.
“Maybe most other people are messed up, too. It just wasn't aired on TV.”