It started about a year ago.
He wore those pink pants with a slight peen-print and I was like...
And through suspect jorts...
... and shirts that were literally falling apart like the fuck?...
... I tried to tell myself no. "This is not normal." "We are not doing this." "This is highly problematic!!"
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We are really doing this.
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Like I don't even care that he is one of those people who daintily picks their nose with a pinky.
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That doesn't bother me at all.
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Because this video made me believe.
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Believe in the systematic relationship of giving and receiving.
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Believe in the overarching themes of life and death.
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And most important, believe in the bottom side of Shia.
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Then you saw him with tiny baby legs over his shoulder which was a complete boner killer.
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Rub your nipple on that metal birdcage.
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Slide on the floor and get dirty and shit. It's totally on brand.
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Stay on top of all of our gross sex lists.
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Here's to you, Shia Labeouf.
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You rock, never change!
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