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They say Geoff Ramsey killed his first man at age ten. That he knows ten ways to break a man's spirit without saying a word. You don't want to fuck with Geoff Ramsey - he'll make you regret even breathing in his general direction. If he doesn't deal with you in person he'll send someone even worse because his followers have been with him since birth, and they'd slit their own mother's throats if he asked them to.
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She shows up three weeks into June, wearing cargo shorts and a red button down shirt. There’s a silver suitcase sitting next to her, and Geoff knows the contents will be redistributed among the other kids before sunset. Her ginger hair is neatly cut, and Geoff catches a glimpse of her parents out the window as they run to their car.
Matron Christina introduces her as the new boy, Jack Pattillo and tells everyone they should be nice to him. Jack bites her when the matron ruffles her hair. There’s blood.
Geoff likes her.
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What is a king without a kingdom?
Geoff Ramsey knows better than anyone. However, a prophecy marking his return to the throne will change all of that for him. The last fire dragon in all thirteen kingdoms is prophesied to return him to his stolen throne.
And this dragon sure as hell isn't going to be doing it alone. Not if the Hunters, with Geoff at the helm, have anything to say about it.
*New summary same story*
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A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Jamaford
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
02 Apr 2016
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Meg's favourite time of night was midnight.
Sure, it was a little cheesy, the cold blooded assassin Dollface roaming the streets of Los Santos with only the stars and the drunks to keep her company. The cool air forcing her to put on the old leather jacket the Vagabond had given her so many years ago, it's patched fabric sewed all over from her many misdeeds. Meg didn't care though. She liked the quiet, the peace. When you live the life of crime in Los Santos you rarely get a chance to stop and take a breath.
It was one particular night that Meg met Michael for the first time.
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Gavin Free is in love with Jeremy Dooley, which is great. What is less great is the fact that he's too much of a chicken to really do much about it, and all his crew really want to do to help is make fun of him. But at least Jeremy's got a nice arms.
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Don't Control What I'm Into by Jamaford
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
03 Feb 2016
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Trevor didn’t talk about his past with the crew. It was sort of one of his unspoken rules. Don’t take anything Ray hands you in a pipe, don’t say yes if Gavin wants you to taste his cookies, and don’t talk about who you were before the crew.
It wasn’t that Trevor was ashamed of all the things he’d done in his life. More that too much of it had hurt, and the more he talked about it the more he had to remember it. Not the best strategy, but an effective one at least. So that was his rule. And he stuck to it.
Except you know, all those times he didn’t.
Alternatively titled five times Trevor talked about his past and one time it scored him a date
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I want to complicate you by Jamaford
Fandom: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
25 Jan 2016
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"What would I be helping with exactly?" Jess asked.
"Another interesting question," Jack said. "You see, I'm new."
Jess stared at him. "To Heaven?" she asked.
He shrugged. "To everything, pretty much," he said reasonably.
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Derek looked like the stuff of his deepest fantasies. His shirt was rumpled where Stiles had his hands in it, and he was breathing hard as well, chest heaving. His eyes—his eyes were glazed over and he looked stunned, like he’d been—like Stiles had—
“No,” Stiles said, blood draining from his face. The word was croaky and felt like it had to be wrenched out of his chest. “God, no.”
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11 Apr 2024
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They're doing that thing again, where Cas is staring at Dean with the intensity of a dog trying to remind his owner that it's past dinner time. Dean's staring right back like the first one to blink is buying the next round. Sam's aware there's a conversation going on that he isn't privy to — and he's used to it, by this point — but it's still rude.
"So, as I was saying," Sam tries to interrupt the resounding silence, "if we can just figure out a — "
"Sure," Dean says, and Sam stutters to a halt, because sure what? "I mean, yeah. Yes. Dude, you don't even have to ask."
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05 Apr 2024
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Let sleeping dogs lie.
Prov. Do not instigate trouble.;Leave something alone if it might cause trouble.Derek Hale is asleep in Stiles's bed. And it just escalates from there.
Because of course it does.
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02 Apr 2024
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Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.
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Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did...
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01 Apr 2024