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He totally rocks the dadbod.
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He's moderately successful at his middle-management career.
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He's OK with skipping the pleasantries and getting right to business.
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His children look up to him.
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And he sort of cares about them.
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He's super into making plans.
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He's all about mind, body, and spirit.
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He's not afraid to let you take control.
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He has a big lightsaber, and he knows how to use it.
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He goes out of his way to heed your wishes.
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He can always tell when you're upset.
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He doesn't even have to touch you to take your breath away.
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His fashion game is always on point.
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He's hella ambitious.
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He's not afraid to include you in activities.
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He's open-minded and up for experimenting.
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He's super into examining your feelings.
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He has eyes that will pierce your soul.
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A smile that will sweep you off your feet.
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And who could forget that beautiful, deep voice?
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Basically, Darth Vader is completely irresistable.
