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    "i guess i'm just a play date to you"

     

    punk!phil plays with pastel!dan
    [inspired by melanie martinez, play date]

     

    *a phan highschool au includes (trigger warning): sex, assault/abuse, alcohol/drug use, knife/blood/pain/cutting/bondage kinks, depression, self harm, bullying, sexual assault/rape, violence,weapons*

    [PLAY DATE ERA CH. 0-26 / TRAINING WHEELS ERA CH.27-37]

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    Dan and Phil get drunk and film the boyfriend tag

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    Dan Howell and Phil Lester lead anything but normal lives, but they were content with the direction they’d taken and happy with their current situation. But soon, they begin to realize that things aren’t right anymore; they’re not in the world they should be.

    “That’s because you’re ruining our fucking lives, you sadist,” Dan said, scowling at the ceiling. He seemed to be ignoring the fact that his insolence would have consequences.

    “What stupid trope are you putting us in next?” Phil asked wearily.

    “It doesn’t even matter, does it?” Dan said, “They’re going to keep writing it as long as they want. They’ll find a trope.”

    “But only if people read it,” Phil said.

    “Then don’t read this stupid, overblown story!” Dan yelled at the ceiling, “You’re enabling this horrible author. You’re making us suffer.” While Dan was speaking, Phil had a realization.

    “All of this…” Phil said in horror, “All of this dialogue we’re giving. We’re helping them shill this story.”

     

    Title from xkcd's "Hofstadter".

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    An argument starts it all. Hell comes after for Dan Howell, the school pastel boy. He only wanted to help, but got backstabbed in the end. From a safe position in the school hierarchy, Dan is up to neck in an affair he never had and starts finding threats in his locker. He needs someone on his side if he wants to make it to the end of high school. A mysterious punk boy promises him protection. The condition Dan needs to meet, though, is far from normal.

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    45/45
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    Dan Howell’s never had any friends. Why? Because he has a superpower. One that he can’t control. Luckily, the new kid at his school doesn’t mind.

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    Aི sིmིaིlིlི bིoིyི wིiིtིhི aི bིiིgི hིeིaིrིtི.
    Aི bིiིgི bིoིyི wིiིtིhི aི gིuིiིlིtིyི cིoིnིsིcིiིoིuིsི.

    OR: the one where Dan and Phil used to be best friends but Phil moved away and angst happens. Then fluff. Maybe more?? Read to find out. 💜

    SLOW UPDATES (I promise it's worth the wait tho)

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    phil wants to ask dan to the dance.

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    3
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    67
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    3
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    Dan is simultaneously the luckiest and most unlucky person to have been born in the UK.

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    10/?
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    Dan's parents always told him that him and his soulmate were sun and moon. They alternate to give light to each other. When he's found his soulmate, time slows down.

    20 years have passed and Dan has yet to find his soulmate. So desperate, he reveals a secret that no one was ready for.

    Little did he know, his soulmate was only by his side.

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    2/2
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    Dan is Pastel. Phil is Punk. They live in a world where the Punks and Pastels despise each other. Each city, including London, has a Pastel Side and a Punk Side. They're star-crossed lovers.

    You know how this goes.

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    Pastel Dan is forced to take his little cousin to the concert of punk pop sensation Phil Lester, but winds up accidentally meeting him and having an amazing night - and incredible few weeks - with the boy.
    I found a fic that I loved but was unfinished, so I decided to finish it myself since I liked the idea. All credits to AHedgehogNamedMoose, who came up with the idea and wrote the first five chapters.

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    13/?
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    What will happen when pastel!Dan is the new student at Phil's highschool?

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    Dan and Phil have been neighbors and best friends for as long as they can remember. High school is tough, but they're surviving together.

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    1/1
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    Dan is housekeeper at a hotel; an expert at making beds and being riddled with anxiety all with a pink bow clipped in his hair.

    Phil is the confident receptionist that visits Dan more than the other housekeepers and leaves him a blushing mess.

    title is from the song Grow As We Go by Ben Platt :)

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    Dan needs some time away. He needs to 'find himself', as dumb as the phrasing is. So, naturally, he fakes his own death.

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    3/3
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    528
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    He's coming for me, to exploit me. He's learned my secrets and now he's coming. My lungs are filling with toxic air and can't seem to work, my legs feeling as if they are being stabbed. My vision is blurry and I'm slowing. No, he's going to catch me. He can't, I can't let him. He reaches me and catches me in a deadly grip, where I fall to the ground and everything is black. Where my lungs stop my heart, and the violins and cellos are finished with a fading legato bow.

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    Chapters:
    15/15
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    35
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    51
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    2
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    1,638
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    The English king and queen are beloved by all throughout the country and they have a son, the prince, who would rather sit in his chambers then find a suitor.

    Dan already likes the man he ran into at the coffee shop a few blocks away anyways.

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    10,104
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    26
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    1
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    399
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    Dan could smell his scent on his skin and it bothered him because it smelt so good and no matter how long and how hard he prayed, his knees digging into the dying oak for a floor, he was still a sinner.

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    Chapters:
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    79
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    4
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    2,323
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    Punk!Phil and Pastel!Dan in high school, basically Phil liked Dan and Dan didn't want anything serious so he broke Phil's heart and conveniently Phil moves away and comes back a punk, he's wants to mess around with Dan when he conveniently moves back.

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    10,018
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    31
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    103
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    3
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    2,521

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