1. It's been like a million hours since you last ate.
2. Your stomach starts to rumble. Time to eat.
^Actual picture of you^
3. You've got one thing on the brain.
4. So you decide that you might as well cook.
5. Because there's nothing in your fridge except an old yogurt and a bottle of wine.
6. The wine does not tide you over.
7. You meet up with a friend, who for some reason doesn't have a granola bar on hand for you.
8. And they ask you how you can be so upset about needing food.
Rookie error.
9. And heaven forbid you're on a date. It'll go from this:
10. To this:
11. Your mind starts to play tricks on you.
12. You may even get a little ~bitey~.
13. So your squad heads out to a local eatery.
14. Of course your apartment is not within delivery range of any good restaurants.
15. You look in the window of the restaurant like...
16. The bread basket comes and chaos descends.
17. Until somebody has their eye on your second roll.
18. And that "friend" tries to say, "I need another minute before I'm ready to order."
19. Waiting. Is. Pure. Torture.
20. When your food finally comes, it's a moment of utter triumph.
21. And you dig in. What you think you look like when eating:
22. What you actually look like:
23. And the food on other people's plates is up for grabs, tbh.
24. Until all the food is gone. At last.
25. Whoooo. It's over. Time to apologize to everyone who got in your path.
