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14 Foods To Totally Avoid On Valentine's Day

It's for the best.

1. Assorted cheeses.

2. Steamed broccoli.

3. A hefty ice cream sundae.

4. Any amount of refried beans.

5. Cabbage, in any of its iterations.

6. A nice, big bowl of prunes.

7. Slightly damp Brussels sprouts.

8. Some spicy chili ( that doesn't have to look like dog food, but it's encouraged).

9. A thick glass of milk.

10. A sensual bunch of asparagus.

11. A large crock of baked beans.

12. Roasted root veggies.

13. Corn, in any capacity.

14. A juicy steak, especially if hellfire is still cooking it.