12 Subway Games You Can Play Without Your Phone

A television? A dog? Stuff from their ex's apartment? Maybe if you offer to help them carry it they'll tell you.

When you walk in a car and you just know something's not right — can you determine the origin of the funk?

Eavesdrop and study the body language — can you tell if she's an affectionate daughter, or if you're witnessing an illicit affair?

Man, these kids are annoyi— wait, it's like 10 a.m.! Why aren't they in school? Are they cutting class or on their way to class?

You never know, the conventionally hot one could have a horrible personality deal breaker.

Carefully look over the edge of the platform; it shouldn't take too long!

OkCupid? Tinder? Jdate?

Can you tell just by looking at people what they might do for a living?

Try to guess if they're having a bad day or if it's just a routine subway ride!

Try to guess why she didn't just spring for a backpack.

Bonus points if you find turtles.

Then you can swoop in and take their seat.