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1. The way there is totally boring and ugly.
2. Like really lame.
3. The streets are boring too.
4. So dull.
5. There are never any outdoor events.
6. Like, ever.
7. The Manhattan skyline is meh.
8. People in Brooklyn are not creative with food.
9. You won't find any good pizza there.
10. They boycott sushi in Brooklyn.
11. Sugar is banned.
12. So you won't find any quality sweets.
13. Also, there is not one bagel to be found.
14. The museums are ugly.
15. Nothing to see there.
16. And that library — ew.
17. Not to mention this eyesore.
18. Is this supposed to be a park?
19. In that park stands a weird house where, sadly, people get married.
20. The tree's are meh.
21. Brooklyn has no sports team.
22. The architecture sucks.
23. You probably won't find a nice hotel in that borough.
24. Good luck finding a good cup of coffee.
25. Or a worthy alternative.
26. Brunch doesn't exist there.
27. You won't be able to find good local beer.
28. Or good cocktails.
29. There's this creepy, uninviting hall where people eat food and buy vintage things.
30. There is NO night life.
31. Not even in the summer.
So why would you even consider crossing that bridge?
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