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Dean had always been intoxicated by him. His powerful jaw and lushious brown hare.
“You got to admit he’s kinda atracktive” Sam murmured.
“No” lied Dean. “He’s a dude.”
They were watchin Castriel who was doing magic stuff with his angle powers. He was sexy because he had a stubble on his manly jaw and a baggy trenchcoat. He looked like a sexy hobo.
“Whatever you say” smirked Sam. “You like him.”
“What” said Dean who was starin at Cas’s ass
“Lol noddin” said Sam.
“Go back to your blog you noob” snarled Dean embarased “Or ill run you over with my Impala”
“Whatever lol” Sam smirked again “But you half to admit that he is pretty sexy”
“Shut up” blushed Dean “I’m not gay.”
“You could be bisexual”
“is that a type of pie?”
“Dean” said Cas who suddenly appeared really close to Dean’s face
“Omg what do you want Cas” said Dean blushin
“Oh noddin. Just the salvation of humanity. An burgers. An yourhotbodonasilverplatter.”
“Wait what” said Dean
“Wait what” repeated Cas
Dean sighed because Cas may have been an angle but he could be really dumb at times. “Cmon Cas you dumb slut. Lets go kill some demons.”
“Lol kay” said Sam.
But Cas just stared at Dean.
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Then they fought demons.
“Yeah that was cool lol” said Sam
“Shut up you stupid moose” said Dean with much irritation “Were not done yet. There are more”
“Dean can I…. um…. talk to you?” said Cas
“Whaddya want Cas?”
“I can’t say in public. We have to be” - Cas darted his eyes all sketchy-like - “alone”
“Okay then” Dean locked at his brother “Sam you can handle these demons right”
“Wait what”
“Okay then” said Dean “See you later Sammy”
“Dean stahp”
“bye bye”
Then Dean and Cas left.
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“We need to stop doing this” gasped Dean as Cas pinned him to the wall and kissed him
“But I love you” said Cas
“But I’m not gay” said Dean
“Ok dean whatever you say lol” Cas rolled his eyes
“Stop that you sound like Sam”
“Lol” teased Cas
Dean made a sexy grunt of annoyance like a rippling tiger with bowl problems and kissed Cas sexily. He was tryin to hide his feelings, but he could not hide how attracted he was to Cas.
He started to unbutton Cas’s coat
“But I am a vigin” worried Cas
“Donut worry, ill be gentile” said Dean with love.
And then they made love. And it was divine (lol geddit because cas is an angle). Cas did things with his hevenly body (hehehe) that Dean had never seen before.
“Oh oh oh” said Cas
“I love you cas” said Dean
And then they both tilted there heads back in exstacy
“I love you so much Dean” said Cas
But Dean was quite
“Dean” urged Cas “is something wrong?”
Then Dean stood up and begun to leaf
“No dean don’t go!!!” Cas scramed “Why are you doin this?”
Dean pushed Cas away and whispad in his ear
“No homo”
Then he leaft.
A/N: So what do you tink??? Do u like it??? I wont continue teh story until I get FIFTEEN GOD REVIEWS so if you liked it be sure to review uwu