If you’re reading this, I’m your dad now.
Go cut the grass.
It’s 2 am
You heard me. Use a flashlight.
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Go cut the grass.
It’s 2 am
You heard me. Use a flashlight.
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me: wow things are actually going really well for once!
the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
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Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.
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