There'd be personal questions asked:
And intentional ignorance shown:
People would overlook the environmental and ethical implications of food consumption:
Mistake what they can do with what they want to do:
Forget that we live in the 21st century:
And make unpleasant suggestions:
There would be unfounded assumptions made:
Outdated views put forward:
Shocking party anecdotes told:
And tenuous connections made:
Relative strangers would offer assessments of your morals:
Constantly expect more from you:
And ask questions about your clothes:
People you don't know would justify their own eating habits to you:
Be surprised at how well you look:
And misunderstand very simple concepts:
People would be terrified of offending you:
And eating in front of you:
People would insult the food you serve them:
Offer you parenting advice:
Discuss philosophical thought experiments with you:
And misunderstand the nature of food production:
There'd be a lot of rogue medical advice offered:
Meaningless statements made:
And assessments of your "look" would be voiced:
But most of all, everyone would suddenly be a dietary expert:
