19 Things No Real Housewife Of Melbourne Would Ever Say

    "Let's go out in Frankston tonight!"

    1. "Let's get the bus."

    2. "I need a holiday. Let's go to Dubbo!"

    3. "House wine is fine."

    4. "I love shopping at sales!"

    5. "Do you like my new hair cut? Got it done at Just Cuts!"

    6. "I love Passion Pop."

    7. "Do you like this cake? I got it at Woolies, on special!"

    8. "Who's up for Goon of Fortune?"

    9. "Let's go shopping. DFO?!"

    10. "I'm throwing a sausage sizzle next Saturday, I'd love if you could make it!"

    11. "Let's get a drink. I'll have a VB."

    12. "I'm hungry. Let's get Pizza Hut. Deep dish Meatlovers!"

    13. "I'm in there so often that the people at Macca's know my order."

    14. "I only fly with Tiger."

    15. "I just got a great bumper sticker!"

    16. "Let's all go on a Contiki tour together!"

    17. "Do you like my big screen TV? I got it through Rent Smart!"

    18. "Do you like my Bundy bar mat? I stole it from the pub, mate!"

    19. "Let's go out in Frankston tonight!"

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