Animals·Posted on Mar 25, 201518 Cats Who Will Beat You In A Staring ContestThey won fair and stare.by Sami MainBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "I've already napped for, like, seven hours today, so I can go all night if we need to." View this photo on Instagram 2. "I ate a can of tuna earlier, so these farts are ready to distract you and rock. Your. World." View this photo on Instagram 3. "By the way, all your shoes are poop-filled as of five minutes ago." View this photo on Instagram 4. "Oh, also? I heard your mother-in-law was gonna make a surprise visit." View this photo on Instagram 5. "Fun fact: it would take four Earths to sustain the way we're living... but we only have the one." View this photo on Instagram 6. "I'm leaving you for Mike." View this photo on Instagram 7. "We know we're adopted." View this photo on Instagram 8. "Guess how many dead birdie bodies are buried back there." View this photo on Instagram 9. "I used the toilet paper. But not the litter box." View this photo on Instagram 10. "Someone might've replaced your soy milk with real milk." View this photo on Instagram 11. "I bet Dumbledore secretly had it out for Harry the whole time." View this photo on Instagram 12. "Guess what? The Wire is overrated." View this photo on Instagram 13. "Don't panic, but I butt-dialed Nathan from your phone, and we had a loooooong conversation about your relationship's secrets." View this photo on Instagram 14. "Kale is just curly ass lettuce." View this photo on Instagram 15. "Bet you can't remember how many toes I have." View this photo on Instagram 16. "Comics? Yeah, they're for LAME-OS." View this photo on Instagram 17. "Heard it's gonna snow AGAIN tomorrow." View this photo on Instagram 18. "I WILL END YOU." View this photo on Instagram Can’t get enough cats? Sign up for BuzzFeed’s “This Week in Cats” newsletter and you’ll get all the cutest kitty news every Friday!