When you buy the best fireworks in the store
Woaaah
omg
When you buy the best fireworks in the store
Woaaah
omg
chat: ”get a dog or be a dog”
THEY ARE SO TOGETHER DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME
please someone get these boys a dog :v
dan & phil & black & white & an incredibly cute weekend
hey i just wanted to say that i am the phil trash #2 girl if anyone wants to fight over the title (especially louise lol)
I JUST WANTED TO SAY i hugged them (DANS CHEST I MADE AN ‘OOF’ NOISE, PHILS BACK MY HAND FIT INTO HIS SHOULDER BLADES SO WELL WTF) and was shaking with the papers and dan said ‘do you want us to sign something’ and i turned them over and dan was grinning and i said really quietly ‘no can we hold it in the photo?’
AND PHIL REACHED OUT FOR THE PAPERS BECAUSE I HAD JUST TURNED THEM AND HE WAS CONFUSED so dan went ‘NO NO NO PHIL’ in that voice he does and put his hand out 'THAT ISN’T FOR YOU’ and took the #1 so fast
so i gave phil my ipad and he said he was confused by my ipad and his arm was too weak bless my angel BUT THEN DAN TOOK MY IPAD AND ROLLED HIS EYES AND SAID 'how about i be a PRO phil and take the photo while holding the sign’ and he wiggled the sign
the funny thing is dan squinted at my ipad and went 'did i take a photo’ and he hadn’t HE ISN’T A PRO AT ALL
but best day of my life :)
gtg gtg gtg gtg gtg
Please help Phil’s head is on Dan’s chest please help me
i love dying and being dead
Me, on a date: “So, what are your thoughts on the dress?”
My date: “Actually, I came here to audition for the role of Pluto and I will be singin-”
Me, immediately shoving breadsticks into purse: “I’m sorry I have to go home immediately…”
My date: Okay… That sounds fake but okay.
Me, gorging breadsticks into my mouth as I head out of the door: “Ugh these breadsticks are a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure…”
By Fallout Boy
Throw a list of the Zodiac signs as breadsticks in there and it will be 100% complete.
Me: This year I lost my best friend
Them: Quit telling people I’m- JOHN CENA
JUST DO IT