1. "We're kind of the Kardashians of the animal kingdom, really."
2. "Of course I'll autograph that for you!"
3. "Workin' on my tan so I'm super prepared for beach season. My Snapchats are gonna be so rad!"
4. "Sometimes, we just chillax, because it's hard to be so 'on' all the time."
5. "IS THAT YOU, FRANK? WE SEE YOU. COME JOIN THE PARTY!"
6. "Thanks for helping me keep it real, you guys. You keep me grounded."
7. "Yeah, you could call us a power couple. That'd be highly accurate."
8. "I sells suuuuuch unique things on Etsy. You should check it out some time!"
9. "We've already achieved our #squadgoals. Deal with it."
10. "I wonder if that helicopter is filming me. I'm, like, a big enough deal that it totally could be."
11. "You are so welcome for this exclusive interview. It'll really help us both out."
12. "I'm just a simple dude, sitting quietly. But people really connect with it somehow."
13. "Is that the paparazzo over there? Typical."
14. "EVEN WHEN MY MOUTH IS FULL? C'mon, maaaaaan."
15. "This whole fame thing hasn't changed me, I don't think. I'm just lil ol me."
16. "Thanks for being such supportive fans! It really means a bunch to me."
