Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

I'm gonna need everyone to stop milk chocolate shaming

— Chelsea Fagan (@Chelsea_Fagan) January 25, 2015

Hey kids, remember to use protection during Juno or else you'll end up like that short cute lesbian girl in the movie Juno.

— NYC BLONDE (@NYC_Blonde) January 27, 2015

Maybe if Winter Storm Juno had used protection with Winter Storm Michael Cera we wouldn't be in this mess.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 26, 2015

FACT: Female #ghostbusters are paid 78% of what male ghostbusters make for the SAME GHOSTBUSTING

— Babs Gray (@BabsGray) January 27, 2015

Just remember: If you didn't insta the #snowpocalypse it didn't happen

— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) January 26, 2015

Within 12 hours we'll be smearing peanut butter directly on the Hershey bars, and within 36 hours we'll be eating each other. #snowpocalypse

— Elizabeth Bear (@matociquala) January 25, 2015

To the lady who maybe didn't check the weather and wore platform heels to slide down 6th avenue: I am so sorry.

— Nina Bahadur (@nbahadur) January 26, 2015

About to go pre-blizzard grocery shopping. Do I need anything other than wine?

— Emma Gray (@emmaladyrose) January 26, 2015

I'm dressed to like the 4 and a halves right now.

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 28, 2015

"WOMEN are DESTROYING my CHILDHOOD" - someone whose parents already took care of that

— regulor person (@Merman_Melville) January 28, 2015

Sometimes, all people need to know is that someone will always be by their side.

Preferably someone they've met, cuz otherwise it's weird.

— Boobie LaRue (@AnitaHelmet) January 28, 2015

if we collectively crawl back into bed as a nation, no one will get into trouble

— Kasia Galazka (@supergalaxy) January 27, 2015

GIVE ME KALE OR GIVE ME DEATH #Snowmageddon2015 pic.twitter.com/vfzrSVcSAi

— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 26, 2015

This is not the first time a man didn't know what 8 inches actually looks like. #Snowmageddon2015

— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) January 27, 2015

Women make better Ghostbusters than men because we are used to caring about invisible problems no one else believes in.

— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) January 28, 2015

My favorite kind of mansplaining was when a guy was like "You're masturbating and that's great but lemme show you how girls do it in porn."

— Adrienne Airhart (@craydrienne) January 26, 2015

Whoever speaks at my funeral will probably just look over at my casket and say "well, she was always kind of like this."

— slaughthie (@slaughthie) January 30, 2015

I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the girl who walked 1000 miles and brags about it constantly and has great legs

— Alexis C. Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) January 26, 2015