“No, leave me alone forever, you fat idiot.” Courtesy of Louis C.K. Submitted by several anonymous people, including one who observes that “Louis C.K.’s UX designers are really good at understanding his brand.”
“I’m not 21, but I want to see your content.”Courtesy of the now-infamous Liquor.com, which has become a top source of these thingsSubmitted by @lacijwhite
“No thanks, 10% is enough for me”Courtesy of The Noble Brewer’s discount page for Digg usersSubmitted by @billythekid