1. You have tried to recount everything you did on a random day 6 weeks ago at least once.
2. Adnan Syed’s name frequently comes up in your daily conversations.
3. You can never listen to K-Ci and JoJo's "All My Life" the same way again, because that was the song Adnan and Hae danced to at prom.
4. You get an eery feeling every time you drive past a Best Buy.
5. Although you aren't even sure that that's where it all went down.
6. And you definitely aren't sure that there was ever a pay phone there.
7. You get chills whenever you hear Adnan's voice on the phone from prison.
8. But Cristina Gutierrez's makes you cringe.
9. Not only do you listen to Serial the podcast, but you listen to podcasts ~about~ Serial the podcast.
10. You have looked at, read, and reread every photo, map, letter, and other document on serialpodcast.org.
11. And you have spent way too much time investigating alternate theories on Reddit.
12. You have lost a considerable amount of sleep over the Nisha call.
13. You expect everyone in your life to be Team Adnan or Team Jay. Nothing in between.
