The explosion of unmanned aerial vehicles in recent years has created a revolution in videography, which is why it's surprising that nobody bothered to make porn from the skies yet. Lo, here is Drone Boning.
Produced by Ghost+Cow, Drone Boning is a paradox of sorts. The footage shot by Spark Aerial is undoubtedly beautiful. It's got it all: Beautiful sunsets, sweeping vistas, dramatic pans, etc.
And it's got the sex, though, not very much of it. There is more nature porn than anything else in Drone Boning. Even the naked bodies aren't really sexy. Consider the following stills.
Beautiful, not sexy:
Beautiful, not sexy:
Beautiful, not sexy:
So while this is a very good aerial video, it's an unsuccessful porn. Yup, aerial footage actually made something worse.
Of course, this isn't porn like PORN PORN. This is art. I bet if they tried to shoot it like porn, they'd do better. But then you might as well use a Handycam. [Ghost+Cow via Motherboard]